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Sperm Stress Toy


Sperm Stress Toy

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Item #: 4616



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Did you know that sperm lack a sense of direction? It's true. Do you think they stop and ask for directions as they journey towards the egg? They do not. They strive towards their goal at a speed of 4 millimeters per minute and have but one objective in mind. Let this keenly focused messenger of DNA mentor your next focus session when viability is your goal and new beginnings are desired.

Additional Information

  • Dimensions: Approximately 1.75" tall x 2" wide x 6.5" long
  • Material: Foam
  • Color/Style: White
  • WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

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